Lotta Chubbs’ Midnight Tranny Talk

Hey all…

I’m taking a break from posting for awhile. My heart just isn’t into it right now and when my heart isn’t into the tranny love, well, I don’t have much to say about them!

I’ve found that over the past few months I’ve had less and less info to pass along so there really isn’t anything instructional that I can pass along, which was the point of this whole thing in the first place.

When I began my “blog” I had hoped that there were more people like me who had something to say about their fetish. I know that it’s taboo as hell, but then again, we’re all anonymous here. Still, I had hoped that more people would want to chat with others who shared the same fetish. To be honest, I really was just looking for people like myself who I could share this strange fucking monkey with. It still gets to me that I can so desire what I rationally know to be a man who went through a lot of trouble to look like a woman.

The only outlets I’ve found are hooker boards, where you get delivered a huge helping of shit from people too stupid to see that they themselves are outside the social “norms”, and some people I know in real life who happen to be complete losers who won’t think twice about turning on you. I have a bit of a violent past and they bring it out of me in spades, plus they’ve nearly cost me my marraige on more than one occasion so it’s goodbye to them.

It may be the lack of community that feel that has turned me away from it all. I don’t know. But I do know that I won’t be able to serve up anything genuine for now so I’m walking away from this.

Will it be a permanent walk? I don’t know. If I go by history, I always come back to this. I’ve never been able to stay away for long. This time may be different. I hope so but only time will tell.

So with all that being said, I will still have my e-mail active if anyone has a question or comment or whatever. But I won’t be updating the site for now and I won’t be posting in the forum. In fact I haven’t even looked at the forum in weeks.

Good luck to all, we may meet again soon. If not I hope you’ve enjoyed reading some of the stupid things I’ve had to say. I want to give a huge shoutout to a guy who helped me out even though he’s got nothing to do with my particular freak.

But he’s a freak in his own way and I think you’ll be blown away by some of the stuff he’s getting online. You may even hear a voice I did for his animation. If he ever gets the shit online that is!

I heartily encourage you to check it out over at Bootydojo.com

Until we meet again!

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Fuck I’m pissed. I try and put up the videos for the guy and fucking “Funnyordie.com” goes and screws the pooch with their embed code.

So here I think I’ve got the shit up for the guy you know? Throw a few hits his way for helping me out. Besides, some of it is funny shit.

I check it out today and it just hangs. Don’t get me wrong, I love that site but fuck guys…

Here’s the Youtube link. I fixed it in the other post but here’s a new episode.

Anyway. I just haven’t been horny the past week or so. It’s really starting to worry me a little bit. I haven’t gone this long without busting one in… Well, I can’t remember how long.

Normally I’m taking a break if I go for three days without at least rubbing one out.

Well anyway, I guess I’m just in the dumps. Why? Hell I don’t know.

So anyway, if you want to put a smile on my face, how about telling someone about this site?

I’ve put together a banner for those of you who wish to share the love ;)…

I know what it is! Where this funk is coming from…

I saw this Youtube video of a tranny dancing. It was incredibly sad. The poor guy just looked like hell.

What’s worse, he looked like a psycho tranny.

I think you know what I mean. The psycho tranny that looks like a middle aged bus driver named Dale.

He isn’t quite right. He doesn’t do drugs… and that’s the problem. He hasn’t been taking the medication that the nice Dr. Avery prescribed.

So lately he spends more and more time in the kitchen in his pretty green bikini and posts Youtube videos.

Ugh… Maybe I need to pull out some of the good shit to get back in the zone.

Later

..;)

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Boy, what do you write about when you aren’t in “The Zone” as it were…

I’ve got the link now for the first videos from the guy who’s been helping me out… Take a look, they’re pretty funny. I’ve also seen what he’s got in the works and they are even better!

You know, that’s really about it for now. It’s been rather drama (and tranny) free over here for the past week. It’s kind of amazing how the two usually go together.

I don’t even have anything in the news to comment on. Maybe I’m just tired right now. I don’t know. It could be that it’s Monday.

Oh well, if things are still boring by the end of the week I’ll have to put on a “Midnight Tranny Talk” show.

Of course if YOU happen to be bored and want to have an adventure, you can always write about it in the forum…

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Sorry for the delay folks…

Busy week, and not the fun kind of busy. Okay, I lie, what I do is pretty fun, but it isn’t actual playtime of the sort that I talk about here. I’ve been collaborating a little with the guy that helps me out a bit with this site. He has this animated/variety show that he’s putting together in his spare time. It’s starting to get good so I’ll be posting some links.

Anyway…

I’m actually going to tell you, all my friends out there in online land about the one good, truly tranny related item surrounding my whole “business trip”. I haven’t really talked much about the fun you can have with a really good tranny. Well I found one, and fun I had…

(She was the reason I went to the city, which shall remain nameless)…

She was traveling and our schedules coincided so I decided it was now or never. She spends more than 90% of her time on the other coast.

She was Latin… And she was damned good. The best curvy Latina ass you’ve ever seen on a tranny. When I switched into “the mode”, I was there.

Dead fucking on.

She was short, under 5’6” (I’m over 6ft), and she had a God damned perfect cock. Everything was proportional, almost six inches, and completely smooth without the slightest hint of stubble. She could teach most of the sisters that I know how to tidy up the undercarriage.

I’m going to do something that I never do. I’m going to go into great detail how our encounter went down. There’s a reason I’m so secretive. That’s all I’m going to say on the subject. Anyone who decides to fuck around with me in the forums about it is going to get banned permanently. I won’t even answer the question, just BAM… Banned…

I’ve got my Led Zeppelin playlist loaded up; let’s get this thing done…

I met her at my hotel. Normally not a good thing but I have access to alternative documentation that I acquired some time ago. Again, ‘nuff said.

I had never met her in person so I figured it would be interesting to see if she was more than a typical low rent “traveling tranny”. No way would she get past the front desk if she were. It was one of those hotels. The view was fantastic. When she answered the door, my first instinct was to check for a penis. She was dressed as any upscale fashionable woman would be dressed. Her unassuming makeup understated her model beauty.

She wore white pants that highlighted her incredible curves. How do you just get right down to business when you are with a woman that exudes that type of class? Thankfully I didn’t have to answer. She took the lead right from the start and before I even had the chance to ask if she wanted a drink she was on top of me. I later found out that this was one of her screening methods. If the guy gets antsy about paying she stops the session.

To be honest it was a little awkward because I don’t kiss trannys. Just never been my thing, not even her. It took dodging a couple of head dives before she got the hint, but after that she went right for my unit. After she worked those pouty, dirty talking lips all over me for a few minutes, I stood her up and undressed her, I always know the session will go well if she gets wood before she’s undressed. It’s a lot harder to fake that kind of thing ya dig?

She was so interested that I knew that as long as I didn’t start picking my ass, it would be a fun time indeed.

Do you want to hear how I went to town on her baby smooth cock?

About the way it pulsed in my mouth?

About how I could start to taste her before she really erupted?

About how I then turned her over and greased that hot Latina ass with her own cum?

About how I aggressively fucked that curvy, hot ass?

About how the harder I thrust, the harder she bucked?

About how I held her head over my cock by her hair and dumped shot after shot down her throat.

I didn’t think so…

Fuck, I need to go jack off again…

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Squirting Hustlers

I know that this is a tranny related website. The problem is that I’m a straight guy and trannies are a fetish for me. Because of that I tend to ramble about non tranny topics from time to time and the subject of squirting is definitely not a tranny related topic.

I figure that there are plenty of people like me, who really love their trannies from time to time but who would pull their hair out if they weren’t getting a steady stream of twat. I love the pussy. Mmmmmm Mmmmmm pussy.

But I digress. The inspiration for this post is my “business trip” and hell… It’s my blog so I’ll write whatever the hell I want to write.

And today I’ll be writing about squirting… or at least my experiences with it.

Please note that at the core of today’s post, all that you are about to read is true. I am changing a few details however. Not to embellish, but to ensure that those who I don’t want to get more information than I want them to have, won’t…

The first time I encountered squirting, I was but a young lad of eighteen. By then I had already had a far too active sex life. It wasn’t that I was banging the prom queen, or any of the stereotypes we see in coming of age films. My experiences were sordid. Yet I was unprepared for the experience of a squirter.

She was on top and grinding into my pelvis so hard that I was getting rug burn… through the mattress. Her entire body shuddered and her twat clenched and fluttered. She completely unloaded on me. She slipped so far down that I thought she was going to suck my nuts up inside her.

It was incredible, but it freaked me right the fuck out.

Fast forward more than twenty years. I get this giant hairy bug up my ass to get another squirter. I did what I always do when I have a kinky itch that needs to be scratched. I went online to all the different hooker boards and looked for who catered to that fetish.

There’s a problem though. Hookers are opportunistic… well… whores. That really shouldn’t be a surprise now should it.

I met up with one girl who got rave reviews. She was a young’un too, all of eighteen years old, which was perfect because my search for a squirter is really just an attempt to relive the past experience that happened when I was eighteen.

Anyway, she had a giant, nasty looking tattoo (yes, I can’t stand giant fucking tattoos). What was worse is that is was the symbol for the entertainer formerly known as Prince. She may as well have tattooed AC/DC across her tits. But then again, how many hookers really are the “classy courtesans”? Alright, I’m rambling again.

Anyway, we fuck for awhile and while we’re fucking I ask her if there’s a trick to making her squirt. Well, apparently she can only squirt when she’s using her vibrator.

Neat, so there’s a huge fucking disappointment there. So I decide fuck it, let her put on her show, then I’ll manually dump one down her throat. She had the right face for it anyway.

So we stop for a second and she starts drinking water. I’m not thinking anything is out of the ordinary at this point because I was pretty damned thirsty myself. But she makes the comment that she needs to drink a lot before she squirts.

Had I been thinking, I would’ve stopped her right there. Looking back I don’t see how I missed what she was doing.

She started playing with herself, and I started jacking one up so I could dump it right after she finished and get the hell out of there. I watched as she flicked the vibrator around when all of the sudden, this long stream shot out. She then started splashing the vibrator back and forth over her twat to break up the stream.

Yes, it was that obvious.

A long golden stream of piss that she sloshed all over the fucking place with her vibrator. It was pathetic. And I had her piss on me. I was so… well… pissed, that I took my money back, and her pimp wound up with three broken fingers when he objected.

So anyway, that was my first and only experience at trying to buy that type of encounter. Until my business trip that is.

I was very careful (at first) selecting my squirter. I read each and every review to see if someone caught on that it was an act. Every time I’d see a name I’d look up her info and as luck would have it… bad luck that is… each and every girl was old and simply worn out as a hooker.

I wasn’t about to pay a premium for a woman that I would pass by even at closing time.
One of them not only had a giant tit tattoo but she also wrote the post that I went off on a week or so ago. When I came across the tight young hottie that advertised the squirting talent I was so relieved that she wasn’t as wrinkly as a shar pei, well, I was less than thorough with my research.

There’s no real story here. She was just another bitch with a hustle who learned that if you’re going to hustle, be sure you know your mark, and when to let go of the envelop because if you’re a hustler, you better be willing to play to the end. Not all tricks are tricks…

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